quiz
Posted on Monday, June 22nd, 2009 at 12:01 amEllen: FYEO. Here is a summer quiz. Study first. Then take it. Make sure your eyes are open when you take it. You may close your eyes to study. Study anything. What you study is not important. Just study something. For several minutes at least. Then take the quiz. The study may be the best part. So, don’t waste time. Get to it. Then take the quiz. There is no time limit. But remember – you only live once. So, hurry. But, take your time. In other words, hurry slowly. If you know what I mean. And if you do, or even if you don’t, you’ve studied enough. So, go ahead, right now, and take the quiz. It’s simple. Yes. Or, no. Believe It. Or, not. Dad
Hmmm? Where were you? When you answered everything? And now?
WHEN you’ve the opportunity, you might suggest to your mother that you read online about this day camp called Camp Norfolk. Tell her that you read IF the mother pays enough Camp Norfolk allows campers to do archery all day. Or, golfing balls into the lake. Hit the otter and win the praise of otter-haters on the lake. Hit the otter win jail-time from Fish and Wildlife. Anyway, Camp Norfolk requires a court order but you could win your mom’s approval for such an order by explaining the camp’s ornithological work-study program; campers assisting in hand-feeding of exotic toucans earn a camp scholarship which in rare cases includes the high-priced archery course. There is also a dog-walking and pooper-scooper scholarship; walk Buddy, the camp mascot, and win a scholarship. Gar fishing is extra because it is a night time activity and usually requires day-campers to sleep over – however, this is usually not a concern as camper comfort is the top priority of Camp Norfolk. You do have to supply your own sunscreen. Also, while vittles are available, there is no kitchen staff, and campers must prepare their meals themselves. Early morning drop off can be arranged. But again campers must prepare their own breakfast. Imagine arrows sailing through the air. Did I say sailing? Well, sailing is a bit more difficult to arrange. But who knows? Row boating! That is a requirement. Oh, yes! Don’t think Camp Norfolk has forgotten how important perky pecs, bouncy biceps, and twangy thighs are to a young woman! Rowing is just what a young debutante needs to catch the love of her life! So, row your boat on over here!!!
What you been doing all day? Fun stuff? Boring Stuff? What kinda stuff? I’m doing sudoku while I wait for you.
Well, I’m back. Where is U? Out back the lawn was covered with lake weeds drying in the sun. With the storm rolling in I had to run out and shove all the weeds quickly into garbage bags. Did it! Just seconds before the first drops began to fall.
Hey, you know how to upload stuff. So, where are you? Uploading your latest version of Blood?
Isn’t it obvious to someone as clever as you just exactly what you’re s’pose to do? Hey, thanks for taking the quiz. You get an A+. But if you don’t believe me and would actually like me to grade the test, then you will have to save the test with the answers to the desktop, then upload it to the blog, then make a post that links to the uploaded file … now, THAT is a real test of perserverance! Are you up for all that? Storm rolling in. I got to go for a few minutes.
SO what am I supposed to do once i answered everything??