Ellen Foley: Welcome home. Welcome back. Tell me everything. Tell me everything you’ve already told everyone else. Then tell me something no one knows. Make it up if you have to. And then keep it secret. With me. For at least fifteen minutes. So that I can feel special. And you can feel special. And we can have what intimacy requires – a unique relationship.
Did you know that intimacy requires a unique relationship? Something special? You knew that, right? Intuitively? Or, did you read about it?
Now. I’d like to tell you something.
This morning I had a dream. I dreamt that I was walking the shore of a lake and on the muddy bank I saw an object dark and textured and spotted and moving. As I got closer and my vision cleared I saw that it was not what I suspected; it was not an alligator. It was a snow leopard. And it didn’t move toward me. It was concerned with me not a bit. It moved instead into the water. And swam. To a small island just three yards from shore. And watching it from the shallows of that small island was a gator.
What do you think? Does it mean I want you to come to my gator island?
The first thing I did this morning was get out of bed. It was the last thing I wanted to do. But I did it. And I did it first before I did anything else. Because, well, I had to, right? I had to get out of bed before doing anything else.
I did the usual stuff, the stuff that’s usual around here. Let Buddy out the back door before changing my night clothes. Got his food ready. Got his pills ready. Got his water ready. And he was definitely ready for them – his food and pills and water – when he galloped into the house from the backyard.
I showered, Shaved. Washed my hair. And then. Around seven-thirty. I had. A huge. Panic attack!
“Oh my gawd!”
Late I realized today the Commissioners of Florida Fish and Wildlife were meeting in Crystal River. And I HAD to be there; Lisa, the current Vice President of the Florida Federation of Aviculture, had specifically asked me to be there. Where ever there is.
Crystal River, as it turns out, is just north of Homasassa Springs. Does that ring any bells? Homasassa is just north of the City of Mermaids. In other words, you shoulda been there. Really. Lots of young gals there this time. Just about every one an animal rights activist. All encouraging the Commission to create stricter regulations that would make ownership increasingly difficult.
But none of that I knew before I got there. And I hadn’t got there yet. Not in this story. Because in this story, at this moment, I’ve just barely got out of bed, after a delightful and mysterious dream, when I was suddenly attacked by a moment of panic. And at that moment I didn’t know what I would tell you at this moment while I fight off the desire to fall asleep. Instead, at that moment, I simply knew that something would happen that would make a good story to tell you. All I had to do was keep my eyes open, the eyes that now so want to close.
Wild flowers around the Okahumpka rest area (an island in the middle of I-75). And a penny squasher insider – I made one for you on my return trip. A large turtle statue outside the town of Inverness. A broken clock tower atop the city hall there.
And quess what? Before I fall asleep, quess what happened at the Commissioners’ meeting? I scored! Really. I was last to speak on the new Captive Wildlife regulations. After forty-one others had spoken, I was last. At six o’clock in the everning, I was last. I don’t know how I got so lucky. And it was lucky, really. Because they remembered what I said afterward – they asked their staff to “Do something about what that last speaker wanted.” And the staff said they would. Twice the staff promised to do something about the issue I raised. How’s that for Mr. Often-wrong. And afterward, the only woman on the Commission, sought me out and exchanged a few cordialities. Whadiya thinka that! Not like winning the Lotto. But it did sweeten the long ride home.
I miss seeing you.
I hope you’re safe and well. I hope there was nothing dreadful about camp. I hope you’ll tell me EVERYTHING.
Hovering,
Dad